Sex scene?

[ClanX2001]

Ok! My friends are making a movie and I am in it. So is this sexy ass bitch! We have to have sex in the movie. I am 15, mind you! Any time we try to film it, my cock gets so hard I need to leave the room and jack off. She has legs that you could suck on for days! I am afraid that I will blow my shit in my pants and nock her up! Any suggestions?

[This message has been edited by ClanX2001 (edited May 28, 2001).]

[N. Foster Tyler]

Well, if it's a sex scene and you are in it, maybe you should have a boner. Wouldn't your character have one?

If all else fails, just jerk it a bunch of times at home before you leave for the set.

That's too funny, man.

[machead]

Bromide

they gave it soldiers in the war to stop their sex drive or you could gaffer tape your dong down.
or try imagining its your Granny your doing the scene with.

[assyrix]

Use a condom.

[anasazifilms]

WHAT THE HELL?!?!

....15? Someone arrest the director!

[Kristofer]

This is such a funny topic I had to reply to it....

I say fuck the sexy bitch, she wants her break doesn't she????

hehehehehehe
Kristofer Stokes

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"Ugggggh"
-some zombie from NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

[Pryce]

Isn't this another case for good ol' GAFFER TAPE (carefull when you peal it off - you may invent a new "FILM VERSION" of waxing!!

If this fails think of your male director jumping up and down in front of you naked.

yyyyyyeeeessshhhh!

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[dstepson]

Seriously. First off wear a jock strap that will keep your penis from jumping out of your underwear. When you are humping her their should be a pilllow between the two of you.

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[This message has been edited by dstepson (edited September 02, 2001).]

[mrpinkx007]

yeah just wear tight underwear, or maybe they need a little more mature actor who can control himself to do this scene, like me(lol). j/k tight underwear, tight jeans or if your supposed to "be naked" in the scene a tight jockstrap with some padding.
this is to damn funny

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Spencer Nicholson
Left Hook Productions

[T0ren0]

I think stepson has the right idea. A jockstrap and a pillow should do the trick. Barring that..do mathematical equations in your head i,le start you off 5y +9x = 397 solve for X or simply repeat your 9 and 13 times table backwards. anyways.

"You sir, you havent told us your name.
"Thats because I havent told you it yet"

sleepy hollow


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